TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH…..!

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and  neither of them wanted to concede their position.  As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O …

Sardarji joke with a difference…

A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me …

HOW TO KILL A LION

---------------­--------- Manmohan Singh Method: The lion roars. Stay mute. The lion roars louder. Stay mute. Let this happen for infinite times. Lion dies of frustration. Theek hai? Rahul Gandhi Method: The lion roars. Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive …